Pete Davidson’s streak of dating ridiculously attractive women is continuing with his latest relationship so ridiculously out of his league everyone is asking the same thing — how?
Somehow, against all logic on this planet, Davidson is now reportedly dating Emily Ratajkowski. Yes, the catwalk model, Gone Girl star, and former Sports Illustrated model is now dating the 21st century’s Jerry Seinfeld. History repeats itself, first as tragedy. Then as farce.
The new couple is so ridiculously off-kilter, it’s enough to make you wonder what Davidson has which makes him seemingly irresistible to women. Going out with Ariana Grande, Kim Kardashian, and now Ratajkowski sounds more like a 15 year-old’s self-insert fan-fic than reality.
someone needs to do an thesis study on how pete davidson managed to score ariana grande, kim kardashian, and emily ratajkowski in the same lifetime
— keeks ✘ YUTAE NOTICED ME (@dprmilli) November 14, 2022One of the best Twitter gimmick accounts also weighed in, with Liza Minnelli again outliving something. Though Davidson re-entering the dating scene is hardly surprising, it was more like an inevitability. Overwhelmingly, people are utterly shocked by what is going on and the gremlin comparisons are being made.
Liza Minnelli has outlived the mystery of whom Pete Davidson will date next. The serial lothario is dating model/actress Emily Ratajkowski.
— LizaMinnelliOutlives (@LiZaOutlives) November 14, 2022Every post about Pete Davidson and Emily Ratajkowski dating. pic.twitter.com/6V8BPKyGOh— Molly (parody) (@notmollyorsilly) November 14, 2022
In the words of a Gen Z social media fiend, Ratajkowski utterly fell off after dating Gibby in iCarly. Like an absolute, all-time fall off.
Emily Ratajkowski has gone downhill since this pic.twitter.com/pezCLQ7UOB— Diane and Elaine Klimaszewski (6-2 GOTY) (@TopBeastTwins) November 14, 2022
dont matter if Pete Davidson got Emily Ratajkowski. Gibby been had that 💯 pic.twitter.com/rTMgPkXzwS— Tourz 🦦 (@Fyrediss) November 14, 2022
Perhaps we’re being too superficial about Davidson. Immensely talented as a comedian and able to give really strong performances when he’s in films, he definitely seems like a fun person to be around. He was a massive highlight of the recent A24 horror movie Bodies, Bodies, Bodies in which he’s able to shine as a psychopath.
If this man can hustle his way into a relationship w/:
1) Ariana Grande
2) Kate Beckinsale
3) Kim Kardashian
4) and now Emily Ratajkowski
Then there’s no excuse for any of you. Get out there kings 👑 pic.twitter.com/aJiTPK3K8h— cam (@privatebankass) November 14, 2022
Pete Davidson within a week after he arrives in heaven. pic.twitter.com/1UJTnbgN7p— HarryGazonga (@HGazonga) November 14, 2022
Who’s next for Davidson after Ratajkowski? Well, there’s only one obvious choice: Taylor Swift. Time for a break-up song about her dating a bizarre comedian.
Can’t believe Pete Davison is dating Emily Ratajkowski …☠️ The ultimate end of the universe is when Taylor swift and Pete Davidson inevitably pull each other into their obits. Like two black holes colliding.
— Esky (@EskyKid) November 14, 2022Congratulations to Davidson and Ratajkowski, we wish them all the best in their relationship.